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I am NOT his wife.

Fri Jun 19, 2009, 3:45 PM
  • Mood: Longing
  • Listening to: College World Series
  • Reading: Journal Entry
  • Watching: LSU kick AR's ass
  • Drinking: Ice Tea
Walgreens. Restaurants. Walks. Gyms. You name it. They mistake it. I am NOT my father's wife.

The other day my dad and I go into Walgreens. I'm not wearing anything too skimpy, just some shorts and my Killswitch tee-shirt. My dad goes to the Pharmacy part of Walgreens and I go look at some blank DvD's for a game. When I get what I need I return to him where he's waiting in line. But a couple, a person ahead of us, start arguing that they cut him and his WIFE. As soon as they said it I laughed. My God people. I'm not THAT OLD! Jesus! My dad immediately corrected them saying I was his daughter. Guess what the man said? He goes, "Oh, I'm sorry sir. Honey, you're mighty good lookin' for a youngin'."
I must've turned white as a ghost. How are you suppose to take that?!

Oh, and here's another thing. When we go into nice restaurants with my sister we are looked at as his kids. But when we go with just him and I, they offer us alcohol and the male waiters are exceptionally nice.

Why is it I could pick up a 30 year old but not a 16 year old? Hell, I can't even get a 30 year old because they think I'm married! Oh, Christ. I guess I should take it as a compliment. v.v but it's insane. I would like a guy my dad and the law would approve of me dating.


Anywho, My weeks been relatively "fun". I dug out the four years of yard work in the garden in front of our house that hadn't been touched in so long. Lizards, snakes, everything was in there. Now it has mulch down and you can actually see the plants. Not just vines, weeds, and a damn tree that's growing in there.

Today I finished my Terranium thingy for the frogs. The frogs I caught last night actually mated and I was too stupid to realize it until I looked it up on the internet. So, tonight I plan to catch some more. I know you must think I'm odd. Catching frogs at the age I am. Jesus, talk about a weird 'n.

My career path will have to be with something with animals.Or yard work. I don't mind being outside and getting dirty. In fact, I rather enjoy it. It's much better for me to exercise with my dog than on a treadmill in a gym.

Anywho, Father's day is coming up. Got his gift and am ready to surprise him! I wonder when Mother's Day is. Hmm, guess it doesn't matter since I don't talk to the damn woman.

Peace,
-Slippers13

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:iconcrucifer:
I kinda miss my wife now... but I had a crazy ass day lol

O__o that's a bit weird that 30 y/o's hit on you, yo. I wish more girls around my age would hit on me, but it never seems to happen. But hey, I've got a girl I"m working on right now so I"m all sorts of happy.

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With age comes experience. With experience comes wisdom. With wisdom comes the ability to sound intelligent.
:iconslippers13:
I know, right? I mean, most of 'em are pretty cute...but their illegal! lmao.
Yeah, i read that you found someone in your "secret and safe" How's that going? I hope you two work out! ^_^

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"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."


"The average woman would rather have beauty than
brains, because the average man can see better than he can think"
:iconfallingsorrowspring:
ESH>:( to them

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:icon0nemoretyme:
Thats fuckin hilarious...

wish i could find mine...

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:iconslippers13:
XD Mwahahah! Men fall to their knees for me! booya! lmao. I like 'em wiff a five o'clock shadowz ^_^ Taha!

--
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."


"The average woman would rather have beauty than
brains, because the average man can see better than he can think"
:iconslippers13:
Mmmhmm. I'm hearin' some things 'bout you, Mr. Slim.

--
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."


"The average woman would rather have beauty than
brains, because the average man can see better than he can think"
:icon0nemoretyme:
lol 'm I gonna be in trouble?

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Live in Love, Strength, and Self-Control - Cobalt-Blood
Clubs: =RawEm0tion
~ [link]
:iconslippers13:
Possibly XD

--
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."


"The average woman would rather have beauty than
brains, because the average man can see better than he can think"
:icon0nemoretyme:
lol

--
Live in Love, Strength, and Self-Control - Cobalt-Blood
Clubs: =RawEm0tion
~ [link]

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